Everything is Kingdom Hearts, and everything hurts
Mom: Wow. The sunset is really red today.
Me: BET YOU DON'T KNOW WHY THE SUN SETS RED
Mom: ...No, I don't. I was just making an observation-
Me: YOU SEE, LIGHT IS MADE UP OF LOTS OF COLORS
Mom: I wasn't really asking for an explanation-
Me: AND OUT OF ALL THOSE COLORS, RED IS THE ONE THAT TRAVELS THE FARTHEST
Me: *whispers* Seriously, where is she?
Me: *long, drawn-out pterodactyl screech, AHSJSJ;LSJSKBDJSKOSPL, and a choked sob*
Me: It's a Kingdom Hearts thing. You wouldn't understand.